Sunday, December 17, 2006

The Morning After

Now for what I spent all my time studying in college… My golden tips, should you choose to use them, just remember the important thing is to develop your own style, I can give you the moves, but you have to add in your own real personality to get the mix just right…

Morning after is important. It’s your chance to prove you’re better than the current boy. First off, when you wake up and have to piss, remember to brush your teeth. When you get back to bed, ask her what she wants for breakfast, then make it. Also why it’s important to have all types of breakfast foods available in the house, orange juice, milk, cold cereal, instant oatmeal, eggs, toast and pancakes. Offer her all of those to choose from and she’ll be impressed, you’ve just shown her that you’re a great provider (what every woman looks for).

Joke around during breakfast, it’s your chance to get to know her better and decide if she’s worth more than the one night stand. Joke around, fool around, play with her and relax because you already scored and have nothing to lose, but trust me she’s more nervous than ever, women usually just hide it well. Who knew the one emotion they don’t leave on their sleeve. Also keep up physical contact, gentle brushes with the palm of your hand on the small of her back to lead her around the corner into the kitchen or touch her shoulder when she laughs. She’s probably nervous and worried about what happened, do everything you can to let her know it’s alright, this includes comforting gentle physical contact. Compliments are also a plus, runny makeup, hair everywhere she’s probably thinking a mile a minute about her appearance. Tell her she looks amazing in the morning.

Depending on the feeling if you’ve calmed her down enough, ask her if she wants to take a shower with you. You can also take the shower before breakfast and then ask her what she wants for breakfast in the shower. Shower is a great way to continue physical contact. Wash her and take your time with it. Appreciate her body, remember she’s nervous, so soothe her.

When you’ve got her clean and fed, she’ll feel better, then you can drive her home. Tell her you had a great night, kiss her and tell her you’ll call her. Follow up is essential for her. She needs confirmation that you still care, it’s another date established or a time for a phone call.

Written by Darian